Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
did you just send me my own nude
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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