i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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