Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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