Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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