I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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