I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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