I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
