Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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