i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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