physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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