I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We left the knife in your bed.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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