so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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