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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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