We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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