But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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