Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
