he wants to bone in the snuggie
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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