Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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