I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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