At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
