Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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