she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
