Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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