i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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