there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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