i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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