You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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