you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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