Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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