I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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