Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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