Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Life is so much better after having sex.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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