Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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