I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
