what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Oh Jesus.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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