Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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