school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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