On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
