Got a toothbrush?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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