just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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