He disabled his match.com account in front of me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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