Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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