an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
