: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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