i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
True strength comes from lack of pants
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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