you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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