Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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