Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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