How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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