Fine. I'll sleep in my office
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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