ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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