is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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